"Funny looking Time Trial Bike TTX 9.9. $12,000 (Switzerland). Supposed to be one of a kind. Requirements for payment: 1. Must have cash in Euros. 2. Meet in dark alley in Chinatown. 3. Ask for Fabian Cancellara."
—a recent sardonic Craigslist posting regarding Lance Armstrong's TT bike that was stolen at the Tour of California, but then returned.
